My Get Serious Inventions

From time to time I come up with ideas. Some of them are really stupid. I though you might like them so I made a special page for all these things that will never be created (at least not while people are sane). Some of these inventions are:

• Dark Operated Light
• The Procrastinator's Watch
• CD rewinder (this says it all.)
• Self Balancing Milk Bottle (Derived from the idea of Segway)